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"Labelia Dementia" and what to do about it. Labelia Dementia. A serious nervous dJsgEdfiT peculiar to laboratory workers who do a great deal of labeling. E s T ^ u l l y in labs with, makeshift labeling systems. If you work i n a laboratory and you label apparatus of any kind, chances are you suffer from this nervous disorder. Danger signals to watch for:
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Severe avoidance complex. Often appears in the form of Charley horses i n hand or going to important speeches by Orson Bean. Five thumb syndrome. Usually the first indication of terminal dementia. Develops from working with separate tape, labels and dispensers.
Warning. Do not force Labelia Dementia sufferers t o do labeling under any circumstances.
Rash outbursts of temper. Awkward labeling systems, coiribined with Internal and external pressures, often cause violent reactions.
How to treat Labelia Dementia: Treating the symptoms. Get a new job. Treating the disease. Get a new labeling system, the most direct and success ful treatment for Labelia Dementia. Get a system with eveiything in one compact unit. Labels, protective tape, dispenser. A system t h a t works with one hand just as easily as two or three. A system that's fast. And either portable or permanent. A system that works. On all your apparatus. Under the worst conditions ever devised by science.
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CIRCLE 201 ON READER SERVICE CARD ANALYTICAL CHEMISTRY, VOL. 49, NO. 11, SEPTEMBER 1977 · 959 A
