Salt Shaker Wedding ELIZABETH THOMPSON
The Junior College of Augusta, Augusta, Georgia
FRIDAY evenmg, April 13, at five o'clock, Miss 0NChlorme . Hallde . 'became the bride of Mr. Sodium Alkali in a double beaker ceremony at the Little Church of Mother Nature. Rev. Electro Valence performed the ceremony. The bride was given in marriage by her uncle, Mr. Argon Inert, one of the community's most prominent bachelors. The bride's eldest sister, Miss Iodine Halide, was her maid of honor. Misses Bromine and Fluorine Halide were bridesmaids; little Master Eka'Caesium was the ring hearer. Mr. Alkali chose for his best man his brother, Mr. Potassium Alkali. Messrs. Lithium, Rubidium, and Caesium Alkali were ushers. The bride was never lovelier than in her wedding gown of white cellulose acetate which blended perfectly with her blond beauty. The maid of honor wore a steel-blue-gray gown of viscose. The hridesmaids were gowned in reddish brown and yellow, respectively.
Following the ceremony, a reception was held a t the Electrolytic Tea Room for the immediate family. Brine and carbohydrates were served. The former Miss Chlorine Halide is a graduate of Anode High School and Electronic College, where she was a member of the Beta Ray Society. At present, she is connected with Valence's Mill where she is head bleaching agent. Mr. Sodium Alkali is a graduate of Cathode High School and Cation College, where he was active in athletics, particularly swimming. Mr. Alkali has traveled extensively on land, sea, and in the air. During the war he had the honor of serving his country in the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, and Air Corps. In civilian life the groom holds a prominent position with the Electrochemical Metallic Company. After the reception the couple left for the Great Salt Lake Region of the United States where they will make their home among their many friends.
