Ten commandments for the student in analytical chemistry - Journal of

Ten commandments for the student in analytical chemistry. Harry Batey. J. Chem. Educ. , 1942, 19 (7), p 328. DOI: 10.1021/ed019p328. Publication Date:...
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TEN COMMANDMENTS For the Student in Analytical Chemistry HARRY BATEY Cornell College, Mount Vernon, Iowa

1. Thou shalt not kill unless thou canst Drove that he did spit in thy unknowns. 2. Thou shalt honor thy neighbor's olfactory sensibilities. 3. Thou shalt not pencil titrate. 4. Thon shalt not take the name of thy professor in vain. 5. Thou shalt not remain forever on the pans of thy balance. thy 6. Thou shalt keep thy desk spotless-that days may he long in this laboratory.

7. Thou shalt not commit adulteration--of reacents. 8. Thou shalt love thy storeroom man as thyself. 9. Thon shalt not covet thy neighbor's endpoints, nor his success, nor his clean equipment, nor anything that is thy neighbor's. 10. Two days shalt thou labor, sweat, and swear in the lahoratory-the others are days set aside for thy professor's peace of m i n d a n d for the conservation of thine own sanity.